Headphones Song

A song that, if you live in a household of persons that may be involved with church or charity's, it would be very offensive to play this song loudly. So you wear headphones.

A: Yo, I had this great headphones song, so i bought some beats to listen to em with, but beats are made of such terrible quality that everyone could hear them
B: lol. rip

by BobTucker567 February 07, 2018

cutting headphones

what does it sound like

look at this nigga cutting headphones

by mega ultra dick nut cum blastr February 07, 2019

texas headphones

Placing speaker monitors on both sides of you for a live stage performance. Drummers and DJs often use this technique.

The drummer will need texas headphones for his monitor setup.

by Ride or Cry December 05, 2018

Headphone Kid

One of those weird sped retards who have to wear those big dumb noise-cancelling headphones at loud places.

Hey look at that freaky Headphone Kid! Lets dump our milk cartons on his head!

by zyx. March 11, 2022

headphone rape

1. When you hair looks all kinds of shit after wearing headphones for a couple of hours.

Ex:

Jake: Yo man, what the hell is wrong with your hair?

Greg: Fuckin' headphone rape.

by Monarching October 10, 2011

Musical Headphones

Like normal headphones, except more badass.

Person 1: Those headphones?
Person 2: Musical headphones, brutha!

by BroMaster5 October 26, 2011

Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

by Horhay the V March 11, 2011