ball hazers

Rimless sport sunglasses, most commonly Costa Ballast worn by southern fraternity men during pledgeship. Most commonly seen during a lineup or tailgate.

Brother 1: Check out these new ball hazers I just got.

Pledgemaster: Those are awesome, do you want to lead tonights lineup?

by Braxton Bragg July 23, 2024

Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU

person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by HarrySmi August 5, 2024

Pulled a hazzard

also: pullin' an 'azzard!.
A phrase nammed after punk rock/hardcore drummer Ady Hazzard. The act of soiling oneself while in an unfortunate situation....e.i. shitting ya pants while taking a wardrobe downstairs

i was so hung over i bent down and pulled a Hazzard !!!! reet reet

I thought it was a fart but it looks like i pulled a hazzard

by disaster138 August 12, 2009

Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015