Haitian Hauler

A busted up, pre-2000 Japanese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. Generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. Haitian haulers are distinct from other old Japanese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.

That Haitian hauler just scuffed up my car going 2 miles per hour. How did he not see me.

by Hella clutch April 14, 2015

haldo

Derivative of "hello". Originates from the Homestar Runner game Peasant's Quest.

"Hey man."
"Haldo!"

by Mr.Dak April 9, 2005

tard hauler

The little yellow bus that transports window lickers to and from happy camp.

"Hurry up and get Gilberts helmet and drool bib on, the tard hauler is here!"

by sex panther September 23, 2005

Halldór

Halldór is an Icelandic name which means "The stone of Thor".

Halldór Laxness was an Icelandic writer and winner of the 1955 Nobel Prize in Literature.

by my name a jeff :) November 10, 2019

coal hauler

One white rtraditional fat chick who digs the dark (coal) meat.

That chick won't dig you man, she is a coal hauler.

by JMD December 7, 2004

Haldira

Background: Comes from Haldur; Haldir of Lorien.

Tolkien was the author of the original root for the name Haldira.

It is the female version of Haldur.

Haldira had long, black and red hair, brown almond shaped eyes and a honey complexion.

by Haldira August 8, 2004

Coal hauler

A white girl who gets pregnant by only black man whose children will turn out to be the color of coal

Did y’all hear about Britney she got pregnant by Tyrone Now she’s a coal hauler

by Usudyeiw July 16, 2018