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Combine Harvester

A woman who is a hoe. but not just any hoe. A super hoe. She goes through the boys like a combine harvester through a field of grass.
Bro, Stephanie is such a combine harvester.

Don't date her, she is a combine harvester
by Eshaylad696969 January 31, 2021
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Herpes Harvester

to have many herpes among a certain body part upon where they are being harvested by the disease
by kushwhore March 10, 2011
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Dark Harvest

1. Slang for taking a shit.
2. A record label with a lot of shitty metal bands on it.
1. I shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell man...I feel a Dark Harvest coming on!

2. Have you heard of Balor's Eye? They're sigend to Dark Harvest Records.
by virex21 September 6, 2011
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Combine Harvester

A large peice of farming machinery, often used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's.
Uses large saw like blades to cut through things with ease, is only really used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's of annoying items. aka children
person 1: I hear you bought a new combine harvester last week.
person 2: Ye i had to get rid of the old one, to slow, makes it harder to hit the fast animals and children.
person 1: Mmmm hmmm i had the same problem last winter
by Keaton May 8, 2006
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Highbrow Harvester

While having sex via a "standing wheelbarrow" you wear a monocle and top hat and insert both of your raised pinkies into her anal cavity.
Any season is the right time for a divine highbrow harvester.
by Frazilliance Squared September 4, 2014
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cum harvester

Just a basic insult. Pretty self explanitory I reckon.

I made it up myself, pretty much.
Dude 1: You're silly.
Dude 2: Get fucked, you cum harvester.
by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005
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harvest moon

The act of pulling your pants down to expose your naked rear end, followed immediately by moving your bowels in the direction of unsuspecting victims.
Jesus Christ! That guy just shot a harvest moon out the window of that Jeep Cherokee!
by Magoo May 21, 2004
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