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S'happnin

Scottish ned(chav) slang for 'what is happining?' or 'what's up?'
Somtimes used for greeting each other.
Garry: Awryt Mukka'
John: S'happnin!
by Jiggly Wiggler November 10, 2009
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Hapeing

Originated in the not so distant future amongst a few people. It is clearly a mixture of two words, which are: 'hug' and 'rape'. Therefore to be haped is being hug-raped,another form of being hugged so intensly that it's almost like the person is trying to rape their victim.

A firey hug that involves alot of pysical contact, and two of more people being close...
adrx:(grabs his m8 n hugs her tightly)

m8:bloody ell man dats abit tight for my likin'

adrx:shut up silly im hapeing u! :D
by MooMoo Land May 13, 2004
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whats happnin

1) a question when one is curious about what is going on around him.

2)A popular greeting greating used instead of "hello".

3) A state of confusion when used in a situation where both definitions intertwine.
eg. when you have just met someone whom you know and who may be curious about a situation or the goings on around you.
1) whats happnin here then lads?

2) whats happnin man!

3) person 1: "whats happnin"

person 2: "whats happnin man"

person 1: "naw, whats actualy happnin"

person 2: "do you mean 'whats happnin' as in 'whats
happnin'or 'whats happnin' as in whats
actualy happnin?"

person 1: "I dunni even ken any mare man, I'm fuckin
lost, lets just roll a jeeber."
by McKean January 31, 2007
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The Fappening

An event in which hackers leaked nude images of over 100 female celebrities. Every male gets a rock hard erection at the sight of one of the pictures that were leaked, particularly Jennifer Lawrence or Kate Upton.
"The fappening has occurred my friend"
"I sure as hell hope JLaw's tits can satisfy my penile needs"
by y0Sambo September 5, 2014
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sappening

What's happening?
What's up?
What are you doing?

Also spelt: s'appenin?
s'apenning?
sapenin?
sappenin?
me: hey man, sappening?
you: oh nm d00d.
by pdora June 14, 2007
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What's Happenin' Cunt

A phrase that can be used universally in most situations.
It is generally said when greeting another person, however it is also quite acceptable to out of excitement as a way of expressing joy.
"Hey man."
"What's happenin' cunt?"

"Dude, you are so drunk!"
"Fuck yeah! What's happenin' cunt!!!!!!"
by Sonick December 7, 2012
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hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor
"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet
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