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Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
by anonymous January 28, 2022
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Handcuff Dookie Challenge

A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves
It took me 33 hours to complete the Handcuff Dookie Challenge
by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025
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Slippery handcuff challenge

When 2 people nut on each others hands and then hold hands together.

First person to slip loses
"Hey bro!""lets do the Slippery handcuff challenge!" *Nut, nut, nut*
by Frostedv46 April 26, 2024
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