A 'Gogurt Tube' is preformed in the act of anal intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an orgasm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman's rectum to tense up, making it tight. He then proceeds to pull his penis away from the anus, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the anus (still attached to the penis, forming a pink sock). The man then shoots his orgasm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the semen from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.
by StonyPegasus359 January 20, 2012
Get the go-gurt tubemug. by K.Booty January 7, 2020
Get the Gurt N' Skrrtmug. by Fantastic Mr. Troll August 1, 2012
Get the Trojan Go-Gurtmug. Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
by Dooberz March 5, 2020
Get the Go-Gurt squeezemug. When a woman or male squeezes yogurt into there anal cavity or vagina, and then has their partner eat it out.
by Slothgod2000 March 15, 2020
Get the Georgia Go-Gurtmug. When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.
Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today
Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most
Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most
Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025
Get the Gurtmug. Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.
by BambiBlade August 19, 2025
Get the Gurtmug.