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Gummer

Referring to a female who is viewed as nothing more than a slab of meat. While occasionally used as a term of endearment between friends; a gummer is a total loser or shmuck.
"I was hanging dong with an absolute gummer last night. Not proud of it, but it happened."

"Idiot #1: GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER"
"Idiot #2: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
by Prycethebucket December 10, 2020
mugGet the Gummermug.

Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.
If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)
by Hotpies September 22, 2023
mugGet the Gummermug.

Windy gummer

A toothless blowjob or a blowjob from a crackho with rotten teeth
The only hummer I want is a good ole windy gummer
by Tiffnichole November 27, 2021
mugGet the Windy gummermug.

Gummer

In the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.
Being named gummer in the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

That legend is Gummer.
by WEB3GUY June 24, 2024
mugGet the Gummermug.

Flub Gummer

When a person with no teeth mispronounces a word.
Wow I never imagined her to be such a Flub Gummer when she took out her teeth.
by Dm 138 January 11, 2023
mugGet the Flub Gummermug.

sloppy gummer

When a woman or a man, depending on your sexual preferences, gives you a deepthroat blow job. The 'gummer' part is because that said person has no teeth.
This hot old bitch showed me her meat hangers and gave me a sloppy gummer!
by UrbanLinguist September 29, 2020
mugGet the sloppy gummermug.

South Franklin Gummer

(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun

The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!
by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021
mugGet the South Franklin Gummermug.

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