Gumball

A goofball who can take many forms and has infinite plot armor for some reason he can't age and his family the Wattersons are just as crazy

Gumball goes through crazy adventures with his brother Darwin on The Daily

by Live like John June 27, 2022

sticky gumball

The act of Chewing a gumball and stretching it over a penis like a condom. Then after ejaculation, the gum condom is removed and chewed.

I hung out with that nasty skank Britney last night and totally have her a sticky gumball.

by Glubfdu January 23, 2017

Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.

Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!

by applejoe June 25, 2020

Gumball

A blue cat who is basically drunk 24/7 along with his best friend darwin who is a fish with legs. Nah fuck it the whole show is drunk

Person 1: Do you know Gumball?
Person 2: Yes and i wish i didnt

by Thedxzzling December 2, 2022

Gumballism

When you say unnecessarily mean things like, "Your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon."

How about you just stick to being nice and stay away from the usual Gumballisms?

by Bruvlodski August 9, 2022

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist

Whatever idiot did that should not exist

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH

by JDMF December 3, 2023

Gumball

They lose their flavor quickly and cost 25 cents. Usually referencing a person who is known for being frugal and wearing out their welcome.

Nick: “Dude, Brett showed up to the party last night. He ate all the pizza and didn’t bring anything. We couldn’t wait for him to leave.”
Tom: “Brett is such a gumball.”

by NotAGumball October 25, 2020