Guitar

no, this instrument won't magically make girls attracted to you

*Picks up guitar*
anyways here's Smoke on the Water

by z,,,, February 15, 2021

Guitar

When you play it, everyone leaves.

Please put that guitar down

by samtheman0360 December 15, 2014

Guitaring

v. 1 To play the guitar

I'd just as soon go home by myself and to some guitaring.

by Malagutigrrl February 4, 2010

guitaring

the action of hardcore gnarly shredding on the guitar to the point of apocalypse and death

"dude the sky is falling!"
"yup my band was guitaring just now"
"you bastard we're all doomed!"

by MarietheMetalHead October 8, 2008

Guitar

sometimes used in art (like picasso paintings) guitars have influenced music since the beginning of the western world. closely related to a predecessor, the lute, guitars consist of 6,7,or 12 strings (i once saw a 42 string guitar..it was nuts) as far as acoustic guitars go, the best acoustic money can buy is either a C.F. Martin, or a Takamine. As far as electrics go: Fender, Gibson, or Paul Reed Smith (PRS) the strings are strummed or plucked either with the bare fingers or a plectrum (pick) to create a pleasing array of tonal masterpieces.

For a really cool painting, check out Picasso's "Le Vieux Guitariste" ("The Old Guitarist"). It's from his blue period.

by Hallie Corson September 6, 2005

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

Guitar

An erected penis that is very large

his guitar is so huge damn..

by kevin lo April 12, 2006