Grits

1)Any STD acquired solely through sodomy.

(As of mid 80's research, there are no longer any more STDs that are believed to be acquired only through butt-sex.)

2) When a gay man has AIDS, it is assumed they acquired it through sodomy sexual activity, and, therefor, is derogatorily referred to as them having Grits.

Man 1: "This man has been diagnosed with Grits"
man 2: "this is the 90th century. It is called AIDs now."

- Grey's anatomy

by nightlover October 29, 2012

grits

Good food

Yum, Yum

by Saints October 7, 2003

Grit

Otherwise known as the anus.

The Grit comes in all forms, shapes, sizes and smells. Questionable over wipeability with certain devices is of interest

Where is the tortilla wrap, i need to wipe my grit?

My grit stinks

Lick my dirty grit

by Dr Shitpiss February 25, 2009

grits

Grits.
The word lions use for tits

Grrrrittss grrr grrr

by hahaha July 22, 2003

grits

A pale, tasteless, sludgy mass enjoyed throughout the American South. Since it carries no natural flavor, it is often mixed with copious amounts of butter and salt, making what can only be described as butter pooridge (shudder).

I was at a Waffle House during my visit, and the cook sneazed in my grits.

by The Czar of Swing June 21, 2003

grits

slang for stupid fucking lazy bastards who wont take 1 more second to say cigerettes

Stupid fucker: Can I get a grit?
Normal guy: what the fuck are you talking about?
Stupid Fucker: Damn now I have to waste more time that i would have originally, i shoulda just said ciggarettes.

by AGOD September 2, 2003

Grits

Portland, OR area greeting. Taken from "greetings" and shortened. Primarily used by Reedies but also common in the rest of the SE area.

"Grits, dude. How's the day?"

by Marcos December 6, 2004