Grits

1)Any STD acquired solely through sodomy.

(As of mid 80's research, there are no longer any more STDs that are believed to be acquired only through butt-sex.)

2) When a gay man has AIDS, it is assumed they acquired it through sodomy sexual activity, and, therefor, is derogatorily referred to as them having Grits.
Man 1: "This man has been diagnosed with Grits"
man 2: "this is the 90th century. It is called AIDs now."

- Grey's anatomy
by nightlover May 21, 2012
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Yum, Yum
by Saints October 08, 2003
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Grit

Otherwise known as the anus.

The Grit comes in all forms, shapes, sizes and smells. Questionable over wipeability with certain devices is of interest
Where is the tortilla wrap, i need to wipe my grit?

My grit stinks

Lick my dirty grit
by Dr Shitpiss February 24, 2009
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Grits.
The word lions use for tits
Grrrrittss grrr grrr
by hahaha July 22, 2003
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grits

A pale, tasteless, sludgy mass enjoyed throughout the American South. Since it carries no natural flavor, it is often mixed with copious amounts of butter and salt, making what can only be described as butter pooridge (shudder).
I was at a Waffle House during my visit, and the cook sneazed in my grits.
by The Czar of Swing June 21, 2003
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slang for stupid fucking lazy bastards who wont take 1 more second to say cigerettes
Stupid fucker: Can I get a grit?
Normal guy: what the fuck are you talking about?
Stupid Fucker: Damn now I have to waste more time that i would have originally, i shoulda just said ciggarettes.
by AGOD September 03, 2003
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Grits

Portland, OR area greeting. Taken from "greetings" and shortened. Primarily used by Reedies but also common in the rest of the SE area.
"Grits, dude. How's the day?"
by Marcos December 06, 2004
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