Guy in chat: “stop being such a grammer police.”
Grammar Police: “HA YOU JUST SPELLED GRAMMAR WRONG!!!”
Grammar Police: “HA YOU JUST SPELLED GRAMMAR WRONG!!!”
by HawaiianHotShot October 8, 2019

by dudesocool May 4, 2020

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.
Often used at the end of said speach.
Often used at the end of said speach.
Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
by Uriah heep January 9, 2009

It's not an idiotic way to spell 'grammar'. It's an idiotic way to live – always doin it for the gram – being a grammer.
I saw this grammer on the hike. She has like 20k followers. She captured a picture of me, among 200 other pictures she took at the summit. Omg I'm going to be famous.
by kurukku.buddhi November 19, 2020

by You good fam May 30, 2018

That sentence was not grammerful
by Professor Micky long April 1, 2020

This guy's pickup game is at a different level. Many dudes are out chasing cougars and milfs, but he's a grammer!
by BeersForBilly January 11, 2024
