Governor So-Know-It-All was a general contractor in NH.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022
Get the Governor So-Know-It-Allmug. A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.
It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.
by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016
Get the Governor Taftmug. It's when during a sexual occasion involving multiple people one person (male usually) is dominant among others and tells them what to do (how to fuck)
-Mister Governor-general, what are your orders?
-You lick Janny's pussy, Susan, while Danny fucks your ass.
- Acknowledged, sir!
-You lick Janny's pussy, Susan, while Danny fucks your ass.
- Acknowledged, sir!
by Jenson Marin September 13, 2017
Get the governor-generalmug. a governor who uses electronic messaging frequently which was derived from Governor Jeb Bush’s usage of electronic messaging.
by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018
Get the E-Governormug. "Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."
by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016
Get the Governors Pardonmug. A guy that, for some reason, people think is more important than everyone else, kind of like a president.
People put a lot of importance on what a governor says, when he really he's just a guy (or she's just a gal) like everyone else. One that makes mistakes like everyone else.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
Get the Governormug. Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.
He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
Get the Governor Hairmug.