Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

by stsully November 24, 2019

Guche

The piece of skin between your asshole and your nuttsack - at first seemingly useless, yet prevents a man from shitting on his own balls.

i've got a sore guche from riding my bicycle all day

by b4st4rd December 28, 2005

goochen

A word used only in volley ball to describe a good play or a good instance.

Scott, that spike was goochen.
I am goochen all day baby!

by Nathan Bradford November 1, 2006

Gouchebag

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.

Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.

by avatarxl July 23, 2011

Groucher

When your knickers go up your bum. Same as a wedgie.

"I've got a groucher!"

by Suzi no m8s October 12, 2009

gauchebusters

A group of evil industrial designers whose mission is to make life miserable for left-handed people; a right supremacist group

This kitchen sink is really uncomfortable to use because they put the handle on the right side. They really called the gauchebusters on this one.

by Pseudonymous B.I.G. July 18, 2018

gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

by merlineternal January 20, 2008