autistic goldfish

Kate or anyone named kate

Kate is an autistic goldfish

by Caramelcharles December 10, 2016

Goldfish Eve

A dumb fucking idiot who will steal your toes, then take your hoes

“Wow, what the hell is jimmy doing?”
“I dunno, but he sure is acting like Goldfish Eve”

by Dumbthot August 31, 2018

Goldfish Cheese

An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!

This song is straight goldfish cheese bro get outta here 😂❌❌

by kangaroosforever78 April 14, 2021

drama goldfish

capable of filling their lives (and the lives of those around them) with distasteful shenanigans and/or complaints about insignificant bs.

Drama goldfish will expand to fill the space you provide them.

Most likely to be human, but can also be animal or inanimate object.

Since my drama goldfish went to rehab, I've had time to learn Swahili.

by Beatrix is a Kiddo January 27, 2011

goldfish memory

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.

guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago

by christian_cain January 30, 2008

goldfish suprise

when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.

guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

by jon and kate and whore May 23, 2009

Bouncing goldfish

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.

Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!

by nameismatt July 20, 2015