Gojo Syndrome

A mental illness where the patient is affected by Gojo’s overwhelming beauty, leading to an addiction. Normally, those with Gojo Syndrome has their mind flooded by him in a week or less. Eventually, all they can talk about is Gojo.

person 1: The sky looks very blue today. There’s a lot of clouds too.

person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.

person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.

by gojo is hot as hell November 30, 2023

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gojo figure incident

a tik toker got a bloody tampon and squeezed it over a gojo figurine

the gojo figure incident is running the reputation for anime watcher's

by jjk enjoyer January 25, 2024

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Gojo Satoru

Hottest motherfucker to live on earth (but not even real)

White hair, eyes that Mappa put all their life savings on, and a 5ft cock (speaking from experience)

Gege hates Satoru Gojo. I don't know why but now we know why Satoru is now a kitkat.

God damn.

Your man: "Hi babe!"

You: "I wanna break up"

Your man: "What?! Why?!"

You: "I met someone better, his name is Gojo Satoru."

Your man: "Oh understandable."

You: "Bye"

Your man: "Bye"

by Hitorizzz_ February 26, 2024

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Gojo

A sexy twink that would probably take up the ass well warping time and space

Person 1 - Wow man did you see Gojo? He was really going at it with that cursed spirt man.
Person 2 - I know right so powerful

by Addictedshadow March 17, 2025

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Gojo Backshot

It is an art where the man repeadetly thrusts back and forward to create a swinging formation, and is an ancient move used back 3000 years ago in the land of Skibi. It takes years to learn and is a priceless talent. Luffy has first hand experience in this, it was used against him and he quoted "I have never felt anything so good in my life"

Also, did you pray today?

"Yo he knows how to do the gojo backshot!"

by pldspdaoijdsadas March 14, 2024

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