Gluss

A verb meaning to stab, bite, cut, or burn accidentally. Can be used as a french verb "Glusser" which is congegated as any other -er verb.

"I was walking down the hall and I got glussed by this nerdy jew walking on the other side of the path."

by Jesse Warner December 28, 2007

Glut

A person who studies Geology way to hard making them a Geology-Slut... aka a Glut

"I just got 100% in that Mapping Project" "OMG you're such a Glut!!!"

by Glut4Lyf June 7, 2013

Gautschi

1) A trumpet player, usually to good for his own self
2) A person that has attended too many Band Camps
3) Looks exactly like Mr. Bean
4) Quadlingual Spastic
5) Utter Legend

Michael's a bit of Gautschi

by Band Camp Boys May 26, 2006

gluten tag polen

start of a world war

gluten tag polen oh no

by 69 noice August 12, 2021

Uni-Glute

Someone that is born with only one butt cheek. This leads to an inability to sit upright or ride a bicycle. A painful affliction found mainly in the developing nations of the world. The Uni-Glute Foundation strives to help the afflicted through their Project Full Moon campaigns seen on late night TV with such taglines as "We can fix your can" and "Splitting ends for a Brighter Future". Also known as Tippers or UniGlutes.

That poor Uni-Glute got too drunk and fell off his stool.

by UGF January 27, 2009

heavy duty glutes

1. A term used for a large protruding buttock or bubble butt.

That chick has heavy duty glutes yo!

by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011

gluten

This little guy is found in wheat, rye, and barley. People with celiac cannot consume it because their intestine for some sickening reason things gluten is evil and rejects it. This is a sad thing, because a gluten-free diet in America is a very, very depressing thing.

While your friends eat oreos, cake, and other hallmarks of the wondrous American diet, you must crunch dry rice cakes and order salads without croutons or most dresses.

Gluten is basically evil. It punches the villi of a celiac's gut and it's not nice. Gluten is evil.

I ate gluten from that yummy oreo and now I am puking.

by Suffering Celiac December 16, 2008