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Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
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Gluten Gladiator

Someone who overcomes their hate for gluten
Man, Kylee is such a gluten gladiator. She really overcame her hate for gluten
by Male Name December 16, 2023
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Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
by gnostic3 December 11, 2022
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Gluten Putin

Adjective

A term given to "anarchists" and liberals who support communism and/or socialism. Therefore the "Putin"
The term "gluten" comes from the stereotype surrounding modern liberals, or soyboys and them often preferring gluten-free products and soy milk.
My friend, Keith, got into a rant about how capitlism and Trump is bad and how real communism hasn't been tried yet. He's a real Gluten Putin sometimes
by UnitedStatesofKek November 14, 2018
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Glutened

Poisoned. When a Celiac feels extreme pain after exposure to wheat.
Bastards glutened me! I feel like I’m in labor and my ass is going to give birth to my small intestine.
by MamaWe January 22, 2019
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gluten

Some protein stuff thats in certain food like wheat food, And some people cant eat it cause they gluten intolerant
Examples
person 1: oi is there gluten in this
person 2: No patricia this is an apple
by Teavas May 23, 2018
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Gluten free

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul
by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021
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