dennis gland

it’s the biggest gland you have.

dennis gland recived

by HeatherNikkii July 25, 2023

Thyroid Gland

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace

kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”

by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.

Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.

by Nippy007 April 30, 2024

Indira Gandhi🦨

Indira Gandhi is a woman who lead the 1984 Sikh Genocide in which the Sikh’s holiest Gurdwara, Sri Darbar Sahib (Golden Temple) was attacked. Her Operation saw the deaths of many thousands of innocents and saw the desecration of Sri Darbar Sahib and Sri Akal Takht Sahib being reduced to rubble. As a result of her Sikh Genocide and her further efforts to wipe out the Sikh Nation, her two Sikh bodyguards, Shaheed Bhai Beant Singh and Shaheed Bhai Satwant Singh, took revenge on this Kuti and sent her to hell for her actions.

Indira Gandhi🦨 is somebody who is determined to wipe out the Sikh Nation but fails.

by Singhzzzz November 23, 2021

Gandhi Bless

Phrase that is used whenever something good happens to you and you have to be grateful, or when you see a 10/10

Hey cus take a look at that.
Mmmmmh, Gandhi Bless.

by bataskillia hapakala donut November 29, 2016

gandemonium

Having no luck while playing games with friends.

There is total gandemonium. I am constantly losing today!

by dhmhgr November 12, 2020