When a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the balls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans massive single boob which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and Al Gore makes a documentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby's daddy to juniors syphallis.
by Biccc April 20, 2008
Get the Red Glide X level 9 mug.A street side parking space that has enough room in advance of the intended spot, so that one can simply glide into the space, without the necessity of parallel parking or jumping the curb (not good for vehicles with CV joints, but done regularly, nevertheless). The more vacant spots in advance of the target spot, the better.
Stoners, the morbidly obese and people over 50, will cruise endlessly for glide in spots. It is rumored that the last glide in parking space in Manhattan was spotted sometime around 1935.
And for the really serious parker, there is the Super Glide In. (Which is a Glide In combined with a Glide Out.)
And for the really serious parker, there is the Super Glide In. (Which is a Glide In combined with a Glide Out.)
by miker2001 December 29, 2009
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The Glide is a move that guys do to girls at bars or clubs. As a guy is passing by a girl, under the guise of trying to get through the crowd, he will put his hand on her lower back. During this, he will let his hand glide down from her lower back to her ass.
by definitely not me really February 8, 2012
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by Fred Etish October 7, 2006
Get the Sioux Falls Hang Glider mug.The term "Glade can" refers to the size of a penis which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a "Glade can."
"Look. I don't know what kind of dicks ya'll been fuckin, but the kinds I be fuckin... is like a Glade can!"
"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"
"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"
by Mr. Chow makes the bed rock! January 28, 2013
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Man 1: Where are you from?
Man 2: My nigga im 4rm Belle Glade!! Rep where ya stay!!
Man 1: Word! The Muck!!?
Man 2: yea cuh
Man 2: My nigga im 4rm Belle Glade!! Rep where ya stay!!
Man 1: Word! The Muck!!?
Man 2: yea cuh
by kukubee January 25, 2007
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Glanderson Booper is the metaphysical love child of Glenn Beck and Anderson Cooper. He came into inception when Cooper stuck his blooper in Glenn's pooper.
Later used to flood the podcast chat of Tommy Sotomayor (also known as the DMCA who*e).
Glanderson Booper is the metaphysical love child of Glenn Beck and Anderson Cooper. He came into inception when Cooper stuck his blooper in Glenn's pooper.
Later used to flood the podcast chat of Tommy Sotomayor (also known as the DMCA who*e).
GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER!
— The peasants chanting in unison as a hive mind, just as Paul's Globalist agenda had prophesied.
— The peasants chanting in unison as a hive mind, just as Paul's Globalist agenda had prophesied.
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