Gert

'Danish'

An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.

Gert is so annoying...

"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert

"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert

by Mudspa November 27, 2017

gerte

Person who likes being a bitch

Shut up you gerte

by Wordguy42069 June 21, 2021

Gert

Short for Gertrude. A word to describe someone with no game.

I would date him but he’s kind of a Gert.

I don’t like those shoes they are Gert.

by Mzmarquez December 26, 2020

Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

Gert

The name of a fucking legend who will give his all to the people close to him and not expect the same back… hands down a Legend and likes to call his friends a DOMNAAI

Gert!!! Come wash the fucking dishes

by Die penismeester November 22, 2021

gert

a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.

"There goes gert again. I hate her class. She makes it the worst."

by apphpslither June 10, 2024

Gert

Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.

Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.

by AndyM13 February 10, 2022