Big Giant man gerth woman buster

a naturally huge penis

my Big Giant man gerth woman buster killed my mom when i came out the woom.

by cl September 28, 2003

Gerty

A girl who enjoys being filmed whilst having rough sex with many men up every orafice surrounded by images of wild boars. It is possible to tell whether a girl is a 'Gerty' due to her large 'assets', small amount of clothing and badly dyed hair. Commonly mistaken for an Essex Girl.

Guy 1: 'I had a very weird night with that girl i picked up'
Guy 2: 'Did she want to be filmed having sex with many men in a room full of pictures of wild boar?'
Guy 1: 'Yeh! Do you know her?'
Guy 2: 'Maybe, she sounds like a Gerty though'

by Fraisin January 5, 2010

gerty

An abbreviation for a dirty old smelly grandma who wears a merkin.

person 1: wanna come to the movies tonight?
person 2: oh man i cant, i've gotta go visit my gerty!
person 1: dude, that's gross.

by ilylays May 14, 2008

Gerthis

A big bubble

I blew a big gerthis today, it popped loudly

by gerthis November 12, 2019

Big fat girthy brain

Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?

Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Gerthantheclopse

A big guy (or girl) with large enough breasts that it is impossible or difficult to clean the space in between. Thus, sweat and dirt accumulates in the cavity.

I'm not playing shirts vs skins with that guy... he's a total Gerthantheclopse!

I motorboated this Gerthantheclopse last week, and now I have hepatitis.

You're welcome to titfuck me, but I'm warning you, I'm a Gerthantheclopse.

by Prongka December 18, 2008

Gerty

A sweaty dick.

-It's so hot I'm sweating balls
- Yea, I've got a gerty just sitting here

- Gross

by 27DMac July 29, 2018