Garrisonitis

AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.

His Garrisonitis makes him see fiendish plots at every turn.

by 0926200 June 4, 2023

Sandy Garrison

When you get head in a beach bathroom stall.

My girl got freaky at the beach, so she gave me a sandy garrison.

by Sandy Garry February 17, 2020

Charlotte Garrison

A funny and strange girl in my third period that dressed as a middle aged man at the atros game

do you know charlotte garrison?
of course i do! shes super popular!

by anonymous November 8, 2022

Garrison

Garrison is a type of guy you just want to punch in the face. Usually faggy blonde hair. Sometimes a fake nigga. Fuckboy that thinks he pulls bait, but the only thing he pulls is with his right hand in the shower. But most of all just an asshole

Dude see that guy over ther messing with the special kids? Oh well total garrison

by Jamal Iverson March 16, 2017

tanner garrison

A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

Dirty Garrison

When someone has sex in a fountain filled with ones mythical body fluids in the middle of a shopping mall.

I was trying to shop yesterday, of course someone was doing a Dirty Garrison

by Yaboi5790 December 9, 2021

Garrison

The original orangutan in adopt me.

Ex: Only one person has the original Garrison in adopt me.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024