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Gareth

Gareth is a mummy's boy who respects women.
Heart of gold with a dream of happiness, positive hard working man

Aims to please in the bedroom not a selfish lover

Tongue of steel
My name is gareth
by Gareth83 August 5, 2023
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Gareth

Gareth is a sweet, considerate, and kind young man. Gareth’s have large and beautiful eyes along with long eyelashes, like glass oceans. He is creative, talented, and smart and an enjoyable person to be around. He can come off as shy or awkward at first, but once you get to know him he’s one of the most fun people you will get to know. He is affectionate and open about his feelings, and isn’t afraid of vulnerability or honesty about himself. He will always be there for you even when it’s hard. Any partner of his is lucky as hell and they should do everything in their power to keep him. He’s so awesome that his awesome and loving and hot and talented girlfriend would probably write an entry about him for him to stumble upon one day.
Person 1: who’s that boy with the beautiful green eyes?
person 2 presumably his hot gf: oh, that’s Gareth!
by ratslushies November 26, 2021
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Gareth

"Gareth" is a name reserved for handsome yet humble narcissists.

Normally given to very special Swedish princes.

As a friend, organiser or business man you wont get better than a "Gareth".
How good at Football are you ?
I'm fxxxing brilliant - I'm even better than Zlatan - Im almost a "Gareth"
by BillyHilton September 16, 2020
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Gareth

A person who will always say he's awake but will proceed to fall asleep mid activity, out the blue with no warning sat at his desk in his gaming chair. The only way you will notice is when he snores and refuses to wake up, Eventually you can wake a Gareth up but will say they weren't asleep.
Person 1- "What's that sound"
Person 2 - "I think he's asleep"
Person 1- "He must have pulled a Gareth on us"
by Wowwowwae July 18, 2022
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GARETH<3

Two guys that are in a very gay-relationship, two guys that likes to jerk eachoter off and suck eachothers d***
(BY MAD GIRL, HI GUYS!)
"Wanna play some Gareth<3-games?"
"Omg, those guys do Gareth<3-shit togever"
by ShitIloveGareth January 3, 2017
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Gareth

Gareth is typically a guy who loves a cheeky bev! He's a down and out piss head. One of the funniest guys you will ever meet. Bit of a balloon when he's pissed. Top player with the ladies! Brilliant to ask for advice.. all round good geezer
Who's that over there?... that's definitely a Gareth that!
by Kourtney729592 December 24, 2022
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Gareth

Gareth has a small penis.
That’s as small as a Gareth
by Gdawgggggghgg September 9, 2020
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