Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.
"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"
by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016
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"Gareth" is a name reserved for handsome yet humble narcissists.

Normally given to very special Swedish princes.

As a friend, organiser or business man you wont get better than a "Gareth".
How good at Football are you ?
I'm fxxxing brilliant - I'm even better than Zlatan - Im almost a "Gareth"
by BillyHilton September 16, 2020
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Gareth is typically a guy who loves a cheeky bev! He's a down and out piss head. One of the funniest guys you will ever meet. Bit of a balloon when he's pissed. Top player with the ladies! Brilliant to ask for advice.. all round good geezer
Who's that over there?... that's definitely a Gareth that!
by Kourtney729592 December 24, 2022
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Gareth is a mummy's boy who respects women.
Heart of gold with a dream of happiness, positive hard working man

Aims to please in the bedroom not a selfish lover

Tongue of steel
by Gareth83 August 05, 2023
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a midle hight nigga with a massive peen. im talking this shit is so long its 5 times longer then mr. sinses. he also is very gay around his homies and they think hes acting but he actualy is not.

(btw he also has had sexual intercorse with your mom)
damn gareth thats a massive dick you mast have fucked my mom last night.
by wise man gary February 01, 2022
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Gareth has a small penis.
That’s as small as a Gareth
by Gdawgggggghgg September 09, 2020
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Someone who portrays characteristics that hint at a lack of maturity and accountability. Unemployed and reliant on his wife as the main provider, he seems to lack the drive to contribute financially. His prejudiced and transphobic attitudes demonstrate a closed-minded outlook, potentially stemming from a lack of exposure to diverse perspectives. Alongside this, his humor tends to be immature and simplistic, geared towards a younger audience and often missing the mark in more mature conversations. His consistently poor diet of junk food and soda reflects a disregard for his own health and well-being, while his disorganized and unkempt workspace underscores a lack of responsibility for his personal environment. These traits collectively depict an individual who might benefit from personal growth and a more considerate approach to adulthood.

In summary, the manchild persona encompasses an unemployed man heavily reliant on his wife's income, exhibiting prejudiced views, immature humor, an unhealthy diet, and a disregard for organization. These characteristics point towards a need for emotional and intellectual growth, along with a greater sense of responsibility for both his personal and social life.
Man, you're such a Gareth.
by Bleublanc August 10, 2023
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