A person who will always say he's awake but will proceed to fall asleep mid activity, out the blue with no warning sat at his desk in his gaming chair. The only way you will notice is when he snores and refuses to wake up, Eventually you can wake a Gareth up but will say they weren't asleep.
Person 1- "What's that sound"
Person 2 - "I think he's asleep"
Person 1- "He must have pulled a Gareth on us"
Person 2 - "I think he's asleep"
Person 1- "He must have pulled a Gareth on us"
by Wowwowwae July 18, 2022
Get the Gareth mug.Ex Deputy-Head Of Kettlethorpe High School, fat nonce, owns 11500 videos of child porn. Likes to pull girls skirts down for a hobby, how did we not realise earlier seemed pretty obvious? have fun in prison gazza xx please fuck off and never come back x
🎵Gareth Mellor Paedophile he plays with little children, he takes em to kettlethorpe to sexually abuse them🎵
Also Father of harry croft, like father like son.
Also Father of harry croft, like father like son.
by Gazzaaaaaa November 19, 2023
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by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023
Get the Gareth mug.one of the nicest people you will ever meet. trustworthy and real, someone who makes you feel like you're safe falling asleep when in the same room. you can trust him to hold your drink.
by lil_lass March 16, 2022
Get the Gareth mug.Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.
by Gareth Hunt's wrist action June 6, 2019
Get the Gareth mug.Two guys that are in a very gay-relationship, two guys that likes to jerk eachoter off and suck eachothers d***
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by ShitIloveGareth January 3, 2017
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