gaper

a tourist from the bay area, often identified by the fannypack he/she is wearing or the idiotic questions they ask such as "wheres the bridge across the lake?" or "where do the locals hang out?"

we will have to leave our house an hour early because of all the gapers in town.

by kalti October 28, 2008

gaper

a skiing/snowboarding term an acrostic

Guaranteed
Accident
Prone
Every
Time

that ladies and gentlemen is a gaper

this gaper just cut me off

your such a gaper if you think you can do a double black diamond

by hummerajr2 January 19, 2010

Guppy Gaper

After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)

Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!

Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by PseudonymousAnonymous January 23, 2021

Rim gaper

A person that only gets off of Gaping rims during sex who has a huge cock 9 inch +

Dean: "come on sam you always gape my ass aren't you into anything else like a double twisty sloppy toppy 101 deepthroat 900"
Sam "NO I AM THE RIM GAPER"
Johnny sins: Did someone say Rim Gaper??

by The Rape Gaper September 15, 2022

Gaper Maker

A dude that fucks a woman so hard her vagina/ass is super wide when finished.

Girl 1: "I hear Brandon is a gaper maker"
Girl 2: "I wish someone told me earlier, man I wanna ride him hard now!"

Josh: "did you see Brandon yesterday?"
Tyler: "nah, I think he was gaper making."
Josh: "damn"

by Meaty Fernando September 14, 2013

Gaper Gates

Gaper Gates are swarms of rookie skiiers which clog narrow parts of the ski runs, usually toward the end of the day when everyone is getting off the mountain. Mostly annoying, they can be fun to slalom as you pass through.

At the base of Lion's Head in Vail on BornFree, I linked 12 turns around the gaper gates!

by offpistol January 17, 2009

gaper

someone who will break there normal routine in order to call shotgun. They do not break any rules but these people are usually frowned upon.

"That guy stopped watching TV an 5 minutes early to call shoutgun what a gaper!"

by Hyper Powered Moo Man August 26, 2008