Fuck Nuts

Usually said when something goes wrong

"Oh fuck nuts" said Paul as he dropped his pint

by Freddy January 31, 2003

Fuck Nuttery

Description of how your day/week/month/year/life has been

How someone has made your day go from great to ultimately shit, they therefore being a fuck nut..as in "they do my nut in" - nut = head

that fuck nut has completely turned this day into fuck nuttery

what a fuck nuttery of a week

by laura elle May 8, 2011

Fuck Nuts

One who has gone on a "FUCKING" bender.

Peter has gone fuck nuts!

by fucker October 21, 2003

fuck nuts

Matt Giles

Matt..your new name is Queen Fuck Nuts.

by BenDover May 18, 2004

Spiritual-fuck-nuté

(adj.): A woman or man who makes spiritual practices, dresses themselves in hedy clothing, attends all of the festivals/hipster clubs, oogles over crystals, but is still a deep-seated c*nt.

Cassy is only nice to those who also give back-handed compliments because she is a Spiritual-fuck-nuté.

by Kyliewyliie July 18, 2018

Fuck my nuts!

When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.

"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."

by FMN68plus1 December 10, 2015

Fuck-a-nutter

A group of 3 people having sex where there are 2 boys and one girl. The girl is in the middle while one male is giving her anal while the other male is having normal sex with her.

Wanna have a threesome
What we gonna do
Fuck-a-nutter

by Happy llama January 23, 2019