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Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".
Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
by Kestutis October 20, 2010
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kleenex friendship

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
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my breast friends

This is a similar saying to friends with benefits but emphasizing that at least one party is female.
by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2021
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Marty Friedman

One of the best lead guitar players in the world. Marty Friedman played in Cacophony with his friend and legendary guitarist Jason Becker. Martys leads will tear any whimps head off. Marty friedman also played in the legendary speed metal band Megadeth, Releasing legendary thrash album Rust in Peace. Unfortunately, Marty no longer plays metal, but has moved on to J pop.
One of the best heavy metal guitarists of his time.
by Daniel May 13, 2005
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Nigger Fried Christ

Blasphemy - An alternative to "Jesus H Christ," often used as an expletive when conveying sentiments that a situation that is "f*cked," niggerish (horrible and wrong), or is the result of nigger-type behavior, such as laziness, lack of motivation to do things correctly, or lack of self responsibility, or self cognizance.

NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.
*A car wreck occurs, because some thing is in the fast lane, driving 60 MPH, and not respectful enough to move, so a car passes it on the inside lane, and a car wreck occurs. The thing piddles on by in the fast lane, unaware of the wreck it caused.

Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"
by Plantation Master Timmy October 28, 2010
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Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.
Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...
by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011
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Were Just friends

Were Just friends means they go to each other house and fuck each other.
Were Just friends; )
by Call me at 6054756968 July 9, 2019
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