Freudian Lick

To accidentally eat someones ice-cream right in front of their face.

"Oi, what on earth are you playing at?" said the angry Vicar.
"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that. It was a Freudian Lick!" said the red-faced Donkey herder.

by Gee Tee June 30, 2011

Freudian Slut

A person who, unwittingly, can't talk about underwear without getting overly graphical.

"His thong keeps sticking up the crack of my arse!"

"Oh-uh, Freudian Slut!"

by .. sour ~o~ June 6, 2004

Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

by Disentropy April 27, 2020

freudian slip

Synonymous with a bowel movement. Commonly used by students after a semester of introductory psychology.

Sorry i took so long . I had the wildest freudian slip in there and it dirtied up the stall. Check please!

by Sigman's Fraud November 29, 2009

Freudian miss-click

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.

Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.

by Gideous July 5, 2009

freudian auto-correct

happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.

A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought

(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?

by lamelikebetty November 14, 2011

Freudian Spell Check

When spell check changes your word to the wrong word, but the wrong word is actually more appropriate.

I meant to text my friend that she should go to the U2 concert with me because it would be a "great" time. Spell check changed it to "grey" time. That Freudian Spell Check is pretty smart.

by The Original Tankboy August 2, 2017