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dinosaur fossil

A remain of dinosaur that used to be alive.
by Ritacca February 20, 2023
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Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016
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Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”
by TonalTruths April 4, 2024
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fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil
Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010
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Old fossil

A really old person who is really annoying.
Don’t worry about that old fossil, she’s not getting any at home.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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cock fossil

When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.
Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!
by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017
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Fossil Whore

Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.
I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.
by Rozz May 25, 2018
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