Fortnite Kid

Another term for a fatherless kid

Kid 1: look at that Fortnite kid!
Kid 2: I heard his dad left him when he was 2

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

Fortnite kid

Usually a 12 year old kid who claims “I’m not a Fortnite kid!” At the top of his lungs, but plays every chance he gets whether with friends or without.

“Joey! Stop being a Fortnite kid and practice some basketball outside or something”

by Fedupparent January 31, 2024

Fortnite Kid

A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.

Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"

"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary

"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.

250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*

"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.

* they then blew up the fortnite kid*

"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary

"No worries kid" Said the swat members

by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023

fortnite kid

my annoying ass little brother thomas who wont stop screaming at random fortnite players

person A: dude youre such a fortnite kid
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn

by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023

fortnite kid

Meaning a kid who can't stop playing fortine and is brain dead 24/7. They are usually from the age age 7-11 but this may vary.

brother: I LOVE FORTNITE! LEVEL 10 GYATT L +BOZO+MID+RATIO GRR IM A BADDIE GETR BETTER KID!

me: I am scared from you get therapy pls fortnite kid

by luna_lincon December 3, 2023

Fortnite Kid

get a life, seriously.
you smell, have a shower.
but you have infinite v-bucks.

ewwww, I can't believe that he's a "Fortnite Kid" but he also has SO many v-bucks <333

by Willy-is-Wonky January 4, 2023

Fortnite kid

Someone under the age of 18 who plays fortnite obsessively that does not play a sport, after school activity, or socialize atleast 1 hour per day

“I’m such a big fan of fortnite, i have 10 thousand hours!” “No john, you are a fortnite kid.”

by MacMillerLover9000 January 11, 2023