Fortnight

Easily mistaken for Fortnite

Jeff: When will you come back?
Joe: In a fortnight
Jeff: I think you a lost you mind! How can you come in a game. Idiot

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 13, 2022

Fortnight

A period of 2 weeks or 14 days

"That will take me a fortnight"

by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022

fortnightemug

3000 dollars

i got a fortnightemug

by bored kid who is wasting time November 2, 2022

Fortknight

Me when I drink food, zero period

Man that shit went fortknight

by Snowyflake December 23, 2022

Fortnight-Year

A period of time that spans 2 years.
To put this into perspective, a fortnight is a span of two weeks and this is just like that, but for years (not weeks).

It's been about a fortnight-year ago, since you broke up with me, do you want to make up now?
This guy has been cheating on his girlfriend for a fortnight-year, and it's only now that I've realized that fact.

by BM99 July 30, 2024

Fortnight-Year

A span of time that's just like a fortnight, but in years and not weeks.

I've been trying to talk to you for a fortnight-year, and now I've got your attention.
This guy has spent a fortnight-year, cheating on his girlfriend, and not telling her anything about it.

by BM99 July 30, 2024

Fortnight

When a person with an actual life attempts to spell Fortnite. Do not ever research this forbidden demonic entity they name "Fortnite". Legend tells that upon laying eyes on such a foul beast, thy mind shall turn to liquid, and thy maidens shall forsake thy side.

Jim: Bob.. Bob, I searched up Fortnite

Bob: Oh dear lord...

Jim: What does this mean for me, Bob?

Bob: Thy name tarnished, thou shalt face punishment unto the final star diminishes of light.

Jim: nvm I searched Fortnight

Bob: Oh thank god

by wtf do I write in here bro August 4, 2024