Force Palm

An act of violence towards another person. somewhere between a slap and a push. especially effective when sat on something unstable or moving at a high speed. the palmer must previously warn their victim.

"yeah yeah.."

"FORCE PALM!"

"what? ... ahh"

-hits the floor-

by ShitbrickMAYTE October 2, 2008

facepalm

When a person thinks he said or did something smart that in fact was unbelieveably stupid, and you know you cannot make him understand this or convince him otherwise, you do a facepalm in self-agony, that means you lower your head in your palm and feel bad.

Person 1: - Everybody else says it this way, so it must be true!
Person 2: - But what is the logical connection between truth and everybody saying it that way, in this last statement of yours?
Person 1: - But I am right! Ask anybody!
Person 2 does a facepalm.

by Bleekcer January 27, 2013

facepalmextreme

to steal all the co op kills in LoL as Master Yi

You totally just facepalmextreme'd me.

by KohanaSushi May 18, 2011

facepalm index

How frustrating a given situation or time-period is, as measured by the number of times one facepalms during said situation.

Can be abbreviated as "FPI."

"Dude, you were on the support line with that user for like two hours!"

"Yeah, he wasn't too bright. Facepalm index: 17."

by timdub December 13, 2012

Facepalm

Sarah.

Sarah asked what "That's what she said" meant today. Her new name is Facepalm.

by Emma Woods April 14, 2011

facepalm

A hand, face jester when one palm covers the face. It also can involve shaking your head in despair or embarrassment. usually used when seeing Cult of $cientology failed attempts to cover who the really are

Do you see the add on Urban dictionary for The Cult of $cientology? "Insert facepalm"

by bobby McPrescult April 21, 2008

Holy-Facepalm

A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)

Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*

by Tidwell (the REAL one!) January 23, 2012