by Swazey1450 February 27, 2023

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

Emblems
of Switzerland (Schweiz / Suisse / Svizzera / Svizra )
History books document the first reference to the Swiss cross around 1339. At that time, the citizens of Bern tended to sew two strips of white cloth in the shape of a cross on their clothes before resolutely marching off to battle. It was only in 1815 that politicians officially recognised the white cross on a red background in the Constitution as the Swiss national emblem, which to this day remains a symbol of neutrality and independence.
of Switzerland (Schweiz / Suisse / Svizzera / Svizra )
History books document the first reference to the Swiss cross around 1339. At that time, the citizens of Bern tended to sew two strips of white cloth in the shape of a cross on their clothes before resolutely marching off to battle. It was only in 1815 that politicians officially recognised the white cross on a red background in the Constitution as the Swiss national emblem, which to this day remains a symbol of neutrality and independence.
by sinolog December 14, 2008

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "
by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014

Someone who desires to take no part of an argument or fight whether it be because they believe both sides make valid points or friends with both parties
Don't look at me I'm Switzerland in this
by Aussie23 April 23, 2020

by PrestigedStoner August 28, 2022

I like her but she‘s from Switzerland :(
by bg.captured August 21, 2025
