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Shy Eel

When you have an impressively large poop, but place it just right to where it swims up the plumbing and just a head is poking out of the little hole looking up at you.
I got home from a long road trip and waited to long to use the restroom. When I finally did, I birthed the hugest Shy Eel ever!
by Chub17 March 30, 2018
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mustard eels

when your crapping long yellowish eel like turds.
after eating a slice of pumpkin pie and yams for thanksgiving Kip had a bad case of the mustard eels!
by jorymo November 15, 2009
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Vaginal Eels

A Sexually transmitted disease in which mold ferments on your Fallopian tube and wriggles out into your uterus. It travels in waves, causing defected babies. In males it results in a clogged urethra, preventing ejaculation and causing excruciating urination.
One time, I spilled some mold dust on my dick and fucked a girl. She woke up with vaginal eels. I have urethrian eels as well.
by Erriot13 June 21, 2014
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Electric Eel

When a man tazes his groin while penetrating a woman (or man) creating a dangerous but satisfying vibrating effect.
Hey John gets out of Jail today, I'm surprised he only served 3 years for giving his girlfriend an electric eel.
by D-Bang September 12, 2016
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Anal eel

When one has a hemmoroid sticking out past the butt cheeks representing an eel
After sex my girl walked away and I could see an anal eel.
by Bofum1 March 1, 2013
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Moray eel

When proforming oral sex on a female and she takes a shit durring said act and the dung nugget protrudes and pops you in the chin like a moray eel out of its cave
"Gus will never talk to me again, last night while he was eating me out I let a moray eel slip out."
by Jack Frenetics January 27, 2008
mugGet the Moray eelmug.

Eel slap

The act of slapping someone with your penis
by Asslike January 5, 2017
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