fred flintstone

i'll explain in this

seeing as i'm fred flintstone, i can make your bed ROCK!

by www July 2, 2003

Fred Flintstone

a very short "stubble" beard around 8-12 hours old.

see 5:00 shadow

I have to shave twice a day; otherwise I'll have a Fred Flintstone by 9PM.

by BJT9000 January 8, 2003

Flintstone Houdini

A sex act/prank where the male is entering from behind in front of a window and surreptitiously swaps places with another male, dresses and exits the house quietly. He then walks by the window casually and looks in the window to see the coupling. He shouts "Barney!" in a Fred Flintstone voice.

"The honeymoon was very romantic except for when Hank pulled a Flintstone Houdini on me. "

by MontgomeryQ September 30, 2009

Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

Fred Flintstone

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.

Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Flintstoning

The act of having sex in a cave.
Most commonly performed by Ginger people.

Me: who's that fat chick?

Chris: just some whale I flintstoned.

Me: what?

Chris: flintstoning... when you shag someone in a cave!

by Ilovefatchicksincavesss November 6, 2011

Fred Flintstone

Going down on a woman while she is on her period; coming up Fred Flintstone faced.

His face was two-toned like Fred Flintstone after that unfortunate encounter.

by Gison April 13, 2010