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manual flatulence

The act of releasing air through ones anus by first creating a vacuum in the colon and then releasing said air.
When Rebecca said "I love you" first, Mark realized that manual flatulence was the only action that could save him from taking the situation seriously.
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retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."
by CB7652 March 20, 2015
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retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."
by CB7652 March 20, 2015
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Duck flatulence

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart
Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond
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chronic flatulence

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
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egregious and stentarian flatulence

When your farts are really loud and wet
that Taco Bell gave me a severe case of egregious and stentarian flatulence
by .&:&3&83 November 11, 2017
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Post-Orgasm Flatulence

When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.
“Bruh...what did you eat?”

“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
by CrushDiddy October 2, 2020
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