Josh: I think... I love you.
Samantha:... Hahaha. Haha! Hahahahahahahaha!
Josh: -starts crying- I need tissues!
Samantha: Sorry, I ain't spend my money on no whore.
Josh: You FLAGGOT!
Samantha:... Hahaha. Haha! Hahahahahahahaha!
Josh: -starts crying- I need tissues!
Samantha: Sorry, I ain't spend my money on no whore.
Josh: You FLAGGOT!
by NotAflaggot May 5, 2010

flaming flaggot: a extremely gay person (no offense) off the wall gay or homosexual. almost as if they are trying too hard to be different..extremely openly homo..
by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005

A person who attaches one or more confederate flags onto the bed of his or her own truck (it must be a truck)
by Gaxis July 3, 2016

That fucking Confederate flaggot doesn't realize the Civil War was, in fact, fought over the issue of slavery.
by Treefrogmike June 18, 2020

by Your/moms/go/2 November 1, 2020

Flaggot
noun
Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.
Idiocy manifest.
Note: Satirical term targeting performative nationalism, not sexual identity.
noun
Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.
Idiocy manifest.
Note: Satirical term targeting performative nationalism, not sexual identity.
Flaggot
noun
Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.
"He showed up to the protest shirtless, holding an eagle flag, and yelling about freedom while demanding people lose theirs—total flaggot move."
noun
Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.
"He showed up to the protest shirtless, holding an eagle flag, and yelling about freedom while demanding people lose theirs—total flaggot move."
by anonymous May 25, 2025

An ignorant patriotic person who will blindly defend their country or homeland because they were taught that the country has no flaws regardless of there being flaws within anything.
by Circumlocutive Deity June 15, 2020
