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Flaggot

Someone who is such an idiot that he/she deserves to be flogged with a flag pole.
Josh: I think... I love you.
Samantha:... Hahaha. Haha! Hahahahahahahaha!
Josh: -starts crying- I need tissues!
Samantha: Sorry, I ain't spend my money on no whore.
Josh: You FLAGGOT!
by NotAflaggot May 5, 2010
mugGet the Flaggotmug.

Flaming Flaggot

flaming flaggot: a extremely gay person (no offense) off the wall gay or homosexual. almost as if they are trying too hard to be different..extremely openly homo..
hey look at that flaming flaggot!

shut up you flaming flaggot!!

wassuuup flaggot!
by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005
mugGet the Flaming Flaggotmug.

rebel flaggot

A person who attaches one or more confederate flags onto the bed of his or her own truck (it must be a truck)
by Gaxis July 3, 2016
mugGet the rebel flaggotmug.

Confederate flaggot

Someone who has an unnatural attachment to the Confederate flag.
That fucking Confederate flaggot doesn't realize the Civil War was, in fact, fought over the issue of slavery.
by Treefrogmike June 18, 2020
mugGet the Confederate flaggotmug.

Flaggot

Someone who flies flags from their vehicles constantly
After Nov these flaggots should calm down
by Your/moms/go/2 November 1, 2020
mugGet the Flaggotmug.

Flaggot

Flaggot
noun

Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.

Idiocy manifest.

Note: Satirical term targeting performative nationalism, not sexual identity.
Flaggot
noun

Definition: A person who aggressively waves the national flag as a symbol of superiority, bigotry, or performative patriotism—usually while spouting ignorant or hateful rhetoric. Often used to warn others that idiocy is approaching from a distance.

"He showed up to the protest shirtless, holding an eagle flag, and yelling about freedom while demanding people lose theirs—total flaggot move."
by anonymous May 25, 2025
mugGet the Flaggotmug.

flaggot

An ignorant patriotic person who will blindly defend their country or homeland because they were taught that the country has no flaws regardless of there being flaws within anything.
Payton would follow the flag into the ground, she even admitted so, what a flaggot.
by Circumlocutive Deity June 15, 2020
mugGet the flaggotmug.

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