fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

fat person who eats pop tarts

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024

fat-transferred milker enhancements

A colloquial term referring to cosmetic procedures aimed at augmenting breast volume and shape through the transfer of adipose tissue (fat) from other areas of the body. This practice is often sought after by individuals seeking a more voluptuous appearance, combining aesthetic enhancement with the potential benefit of utilizing one's own body fat, rather than synthetic implants.

Her curves look great after the fat-transferred milker enhancements.

by Noisy Jackets October 26, 2025

fat-transffered milker enhancements

A colloquial term referring to cosmetic procedures designed to augment the size and appearance of the breasts, utilizing fat harvested from other areas of the body. This enhancement method is noted for its use of autologous fat grafting, aiming for a more natural look compared to synthetic implants.

Person 1: Have you seen her fat-transffered milker enhancements yet?

Person 2: Yes, she looks good!

by Type2GenomeManiac October 26, 2025

Emma Watson but fat

This describes an entity living or non-living that is as elegant and perfect as Emma Watson but has some small not-so-perfect characteristic(s) that might turn off some people. In other words, it can also be similar to "almost perfect".

Dude, I got the latest 16-inch MacBook Pro from my company but it's heavy and too big. It's like Emma Watson but fat.

by Violee21 January 25, 2022

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

elongated, fat penis

A foot long hotdog, or large juicy sausage. Not used in polite company.

Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.

Tanya: Gross!

Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?

Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!

Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!

Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...

Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??

Tanya: I didn't mean---

Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?

Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?

Ben: He didn't even like sausages.

Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!

Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.

Tanya: He wasn't---

Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!

Tanya: WHAT??

Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!

Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!

Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!

Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.

Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.

Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.

Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!

Tanya: Yeah baby!

*couple walks off hand in hand*

by Boontonto December 28, 2005