faking the snake

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to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

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I'm so fucking bored

Being so bored that you've got nothing else to do in this world so you come on here some reason

Person: I'm so fucking bored that I cant think of this shit
Urban Dictionary: GET "I'm so fucking bored" ON A MUG

by Your bored to? cool ima hang June 7, 2018

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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

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Patrick fucking swayze

Patrick swayze was the hottest thing to all
The skraggled curly hair having moms of
The 80's. his legacy of over-rated
80's sexiness carried into modern day as a
Form of expression to how sexy something
You've done or created, or even just looking in the mirror

I quote trailer park boys "Conky":

"Oooooh my Julian, my handsome Julian
Patrick swayze who was so fucking sexy
In road house and fucking dirty dancing"

Another example:
"My car Escalade has candy in the paint
15" subs and 24" spinners it's looking
Sooo Patrick fucking swayze"

by Bzabranikan April 26, 2013

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