Fortnite

A game that so fucking shit that lads feel the need to post all their Royal victories on there snapchats when no one actually cares. And anyone else think lasses will be extinct to boys. All of us lasses out there better turn Lezza now cause lads only care about fortnite now ....

Boyf “ I’ve got a win in fortnite babe”

Girlf “ okay well can we go to the movies now?”
Boyf “ aye wait there just going to show the boys my win”
Girlf “ okay I’ll wait for you downstairs”
-later -
Boyf “ okay babe I’m sorry but this game means more to me than you”
Girlf -tells bestfriends she’s a lesbian now-

by NameDefosFromme February 16, 2018

fortnite

the lamest and most useless thing ever

Boy, I sure do hate fortnite.

by CivilKink October 9, 2019

Fortnite

Might be the gayiest shit ever made. Fornite will make you lose your girl and get you back your virginity. If you play "The Mormon PUBG", may god have mercy on your soul. Fortnite is an instant gateway to hell.

Guy 1: Bro...I just got Fortnite
Guy 2: nigga you dead
God: boy, get yo bitch ass out of heaven

by BiggieDanny May 17, 2018

FORTNITE

A dumbass game that causes people to lose their life to a screen

Somehow took the place of minecraft even though fortnite is just chopping wood and shooting people

Person 1(idiot): HeY WaNnA PlAy fOrTnItE?

Person 2: no! fuck you bitch why the fuck would I play that shitty “game”

by Richard10095 December 24, 2019

FORTNITE

Is a game where you shot people to win and makes yourself happy because the kids at school bully you for being Gay.

Hey lets play FORTNITE because i'm pissed that Nick called me Gay

Joe: Wanna play FORTNITE
Rick: Yea, wait did Nick call you Gay again
Joe: yea i don't want to talk about it

by GDGANG125 February 28, 2020

Fortnite

Fortnite is a game for broke as people and played by many Virgins!

Person1: Wanna play fortnite?
Person2: I’m no virgin!

by Unknow_lowkey.ps February 16, 2018

Fortnite

Another video game that used to be fun, but has now been tainted by it's own fanbase, much like Call of Duty, Halo, Overwatch, CSGO, Minecraft and World of Warcraft

I'm not playing Fortnite anymore, too many whining, complaining, rage quitting bitches

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018