fook deek

another way of saying "fuck dick," who is a pussy ass bitch that isn't about shit.

Dylan: "Hey, Carl, you see Jon lately?"

Carl: "No man, he is a real fook deek."

by cpw384938u23 April 14, 2014

camping fook

wooly

wooly you camping fook - get off that light fitting!

by Q-Target September 14, 2003

fook a dook

literally translates to 'fuck a duck'. used as an expression of surprise.

Fook a Dook! I screwed up in the game.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

fook me

the way a northerner from england says fuck me

for example
fook me a pie!
fooking hell gregs pies are cheep

by pook me February 23, 2009

camping fook

The lesser-known wooly-back can often be found in dark corners, or in places that make you think "how the hell did he get there?".

You normally spot them after you are dead.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Fooking around

Risque conversation between 2 or more people that involves flirting, inside jokes, and coded conversation.

"They aren't having an affair; they're just fooking around!"

by Princess Pokesalot March 15, 2010

Blunder fooked

A public way of saying "I made a huge f*n mistake and now I am screwed".

For example, you go on a date with a girl and make the moves on her, you call her "sweetie" or "sweetheart" and make her think you are really into her, but you really are not. You realized your mistake and publicly proclaim to be "Blunder fooked".

by Psychic Pscho February 28, 2009