explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.

He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.

by oaiolds March 12, 2009

experational

Telling someone it's a good thing to expire

I was being experational when I told that bitch she was done!

by Donald Trump shit February 28, 2017

elationship

An online only relationship with a person/business/group.

She was ending the elationship as she couldn't deal with not seeing him in person.

"I was over it, elationship's never work!"

by ryan crawford January 29, 2008

eRelation

When someone doesn't know the difference between an e-boyfriend (someone whom they met online but never in real life) and a long distance boyfriend (someone whom you have met before prior to dating online)

Commonly used as an insult to girls who are in a "long distance relationship" with an e-boyfriend.

Tom: Alice has been bragging about her new "long distance relationship" but she has never met him IRL!
Alex: WOW, so it's an eRelationship?
Tom: I'm afraid so...

by UrAvgRedditor February 7, 2017

elationship

"elationship" the action of one or more individuals who communicate or correspond through some type of virtual or electronic/online communication device or platform(i.e. email, chatroom, video chat, mobile text message, web-blog etc.).

Text messaging back and forth between friends or associates is a form of "elationship".

by Ting Olatunji December 31, 2007

expiration-dating

1. when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired.

2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.

“Are you still going out with Giselle?”
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”

by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

Explain

The expression used to confirm another human's or alien's statement. If not sure of what the person is saying, ask them to explain themselves.

".........Explain......."
"Yo, what do you mean....ooo....Explain"

by B-rad February 24, 2005