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Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut

When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.
After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.
by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023
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Expired Yoghurt

- I fed the chickens with Expired Yoghurt and they went from 5-6 eggs to 13-15 eggs!
by general656 June 16, 2017
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Expired

Jenni Buckley is 25 = expired :/
by Shush220 December 2, 2023
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expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?
by Meaty M October 28, 2019
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Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022
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