Did you know that Leon Edwards is a succulent sexy beast with the most aesthetic physique in the universe, his small slim waist creates an aesthetic v-taper, small calves with muscular thighs, lean and a moderate amount of muscle, he is truly the pinnacle of mankind. Bodybuilders, aren’t aesthetic athletes are, especially Leon Edwards.
by mario rios June 4, 2023
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by nx7oee March 25, 2009
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1. A given perception of another person making them an Angel through the eyes of one yet being a Devil to anotehr.
2. Vigilante Angel
3. An Angel
4. A mob
5. A Symbol representing an angel.
2. Vigilante Angel
3. An Angel
4. A mob
5. A Symbol representing an angel.
You are Eskariot if you kill a rapist for raping your neighbor's daughter.
You are Eskariot if you give someone back their wallet after putting stolen money in it.
You are Eskariot if you give someone back their wallet after putting stolen money in it.
by Carlos Diez August 4, 2007
Get the Eskariot mug.A 118 year old vampire pedophile who is in love with an 18 year old girl, Bella Swan. His main hobby is watching Bella sleep. While most people would think this is creepy, it is now socially acceptable, because Edward is so darn gorgeous that whatever he does is amazing. Edward also enjoys eating mountain lions, smashing things to show how strong he is, and saving Bella from getting killed. Edward Cullen had set the standards so high for men to follow, that women will even compare their boyfriends to him. Some even say, "Why aren't you more like Edward?" Edward is what girls fantasize about, and what boys throw their darts at.
Girl: I cannot believe you! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love! If Edward Cullen was my boyfriend, he would marry me! You need to be more like him!
by craziness15 February 7, 2010
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Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.
by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009
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"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009
Get the Edward Penisfingers mug.The act of duck taping a four loko onto each of someone's hands. Anyone who does this loses complete use of their hands until they finish both four lokos.
by we read books and shit December 14, 2010
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