edward 

edward is as really tol guy who also has glasses and is real smart.

also gay

you're such an edward

edward by attackofcomicsans December 4, 2016

Edward 

Totally awesome and kindhearted man.
He has big muscles and is big.

''Who is that big muscled man , not attacking the violent thug ?''
''That's Edward.''

Edward by RhymeDuckTime May 23, 2016

Edward 

Edward is most DEFIANTLY a dude that GLOWS from effing SUNLIGHT. and he's like, 200 years old, and yet 17. He has FANGS, merther frugger. And hes a veggie, yo! He won't suck yo blood right out of you skinny taylor-swift-listening neck! BUT ITS SO EPICALLY HARD NOT TO RESIST YOU BELLA! And guess what?! HE CAN FREAKING STOP A TRUCK, YES A TRUCK, WITH HIS THOUGHTS. BAM. LIKE, BAD TO THE MOTHER EFFING DAMN. And he can run supa koopa fast, AND CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY. HE HAS A VAMPIRE TAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND HES GONNA MAKE AN EVIL BABY THAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHANAYNAY NAME IS, ITS EVIL, AND ITS LIKE WHAT, FORM ALIEN VS. PREDATOR?!

who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so.
typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.

Bella: Edward, your my one and only, you have a freaking vampire tan, and yet you glow! lets make evil alien babies with weird crazy cracker names together!
Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe
Joe: HEY GUYS

Edward by Twilight isn't about vampires June 6, 2009

Edward 

Short and a cunt

Has a below average dick

And a lack of pubic hair

Hello edward you are a cunt

Edward by Nugget Jesus May 9, 2016

Edward 

to Edward: verb: 1. to devour someone's baby out of their uterus, through their stomach, using mainly one's teeth; 2. to cry constantly and do absolutely nothing of use to the world; 3. to sparkle.

1. Dude, he totally Edwarded that girl's stomach last night. Now she'll never have babies!

2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.

3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.

Edward by Shenaniganical February 7, 2010

Edward 

A Tibetan Warrior Monk

Edward is a Tibetan Monk don’t mess with him

Edward by The Tibetan nun November 25, 2018

edward 

The male version of Lana Rhoades, This man will fuck all the dudes he sees. He emphasizes the idea that age is naught but a number

Oh shit, its an Edward, NECESSITOOOOOOO

edward by Joseph Okarot October 28, 2020