either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2013

did you eat my hamburger chhees bruger waprer

när man frågar någon om don gilar youngspanishcumshot

soop dug did you eat my hamburger chhees bruger waprer
naw jit trippin dog my faw raping kid

by thekidthatsuckt April 25, 2022

You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.

Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.

by Dr.Elmo October 28, 2020

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

eat you raw

1- When you are hot and you're going to fuck her hard.
2- A real beating.

1- Tonya: So, What you gonna do with me?

Lamar: I'll eat you raw bitch.
2- Wow this nigga ate him raw nigga!

by OG$LANG January 17, 2017

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

you can't eat it but it eats you

Describes venomous snakes in which the venom is of the type that liquefies human skin

Beware of this kind of snake if you're hiking. You can't eat it but it eats you.

by pentozali November 9, 2013