Duolingo

An, app that teaches U the User Different ways to avoid your Girlfend on weekends.

Bona Sao doun t nos aves Trus Nosus Nautius
Duolingo.

by Dash88433 February 27, 2025

Duolingo

A cognitive trap disguised as a language learning service to keep people addicted until they lose the ability to speak their native language leaving them with no cognition.

Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.

by BetterSkatez July 1, 2025

Duolingo

A bird that will kidnap your family while you're asleep unless you do 1 lesson daily

Person 1: Hey, I did my Duolingo yesterday, now I'm at Unit 35
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.

by HERHUGEBOOBS August 24, 2025

Dirty duolingo

The act of fucking in doggy while doing Spanish homework and the other person screams finish your Spanish before I fuck you earlobe

I done a dirty duolingo last night

by Duracell28473u January 8, 2021

Preppy Duolingo

the mysterious green beautiful evil creature that hunts and steals your family if you want to get them back you must do your Spanish lesson...

( ITS MEEE )

you: please please I'll do anything oh my king preppy duolingo

Preppy Duolingo:S̴̢̮̻̥̠̎̈́̈́̉͒͂͌̈p̶̢̼͉͖̠̳͔̋̄͐á̵̤͉͈̗̰͔̘͇͖̬͔̣̊̌̒͘n̵̹͚̦͐̑̑͜͝͝ỉ̶͍̳͗̌̚s̴̡̡͉̩̤̟̖̪̜̼̺̜̋̈̔̾͗͒͒́h ͍͍̳̜̙̼͚͉̈̉̂̇̋͂̄ ̵̖͐̓͒̆ơ̴̥͙̗͕̇́͌r ̡̮̻̭̣̦̻̑̓̄̀̾̇̚͝͠͝ ̩̫̩͚͈͖̙̪̄̓̓͂͐̕v ̼̮̫͇̝̳̼͙̌̊a̵̝̱͇͎̞̻̯̹̫͚̿͆ͅn ̰͈̗͕̪͙̣̤̂́̔͛̔̕͝i ̦̦͓͍̝̌͐̊͂̎͑͌̓̈̍̋͠s̵̢̧̩͚͙͛͑̊̇̈́̈́͂́̑͆̔͘ḩ̶̨̰̟̉̅͋̊̔̇͂͑͝͝

you: yes my king I'll do my Spanish lesson.

by Preppy Duolingo November 21, 2024

Diddlin’ Yer Doingus

Verb - The act of diddling one’s doingus

Hey bro, I tried to call you last night but I guess you were too busy diddlin’ yer doingus.

by The Real Ass Kite May 6, 2025