A Chinese Percussionist who seduces all the girls with his abnormally-shaped wine glass. Any guy who goes by the name Daycock has to have uncontrollable erectations and must have a weird passion for chocolate milk and correcting foreign kids' pronunciation of the word "honors."
by HonorsGirl September 10, 2009
Get the Daycock mug.A small crush that you only have for one day. Most common place for this to occur is at a college visit, but may also occur at a concert, or while traveling, but usually only counts if you see the person on more than one occurrence that day.
While visiting Ithaca College, Greg had a huge daycrush on the girl in his tour group with the blue hoodie, as well as the girl who stayed at the same hotel as him, as well as the girl in the Matisyahu shirt.
by omgreg October 4, 2009
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Similar to a Bangmaid
Similar to a Bangmaid
Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"
by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016
Get the Dick for daycare mug.A WRECKON DRACGON:
1.)Someone who takes pure pleasure in destroying a party for personal gain.
2.)a man who most certainly has 'KORO'(shrunken penis disease)
3.)A pompous,untrustworthy, outlandish man with the inability to socialize with anyone outside of his home besides old-faithful 'righty'
4.)a man in dying need of a blow-job more than anyone in the WORLD!
1.)Someone who takes pure pleasure in destroying a party for personal gain.
2.)a man who most certainly has 'KORO'(shrunken penis disease)
3.)A pompous,untrustworthy, outlandish man with the inability to socialize with anyone outside of his home besides old-faithful 'righty'
4.)a man in dying need of a blow-job more than anyone in the WORLD!
ex 1: "hey man, I can't believe you wreckon dracgon just to get all the attention in the game competition"
ex 2:"I went to the doctor today that broke the news to me that I had wreckon dracgon!"
ex 3: "Dude, you're such a wreckon dracgon that you will never EVER get a woman for the rest of your life, FURTHERMORE you're always going to be a wreckon dracgon."
ex 4:"hey man we gotta go to the strip club and pick you up a lady for some dome(head) cause you have the worst case of wreckon dracgon ever, and you really need to get some.!!!
ex 2:"I went to the doctor today that broke the news to me that I had wreckon dracgon!"
ex 3: "Dude, you're such a wreckon dracgon that you will never EVER get a woman for the rest of your life, FURTHERMORE you're always going to be a wreckon dracgon."
ex 4:"hey man we gotta go to the strip club and pick you up a lady for some dome(head) cause you have the worst case of wreckon dracgon ever, and you really need to get some.!!!
by MOSES69FORLIFE March 19, 2009
Get the Wreckon Dracgon mug.A mixture of love and hate. a burning desire for both revenge and lust. longing. a love hate relationship.
She loved him for his kindness. she hated him for his stupitidy. this feeling she felt, mixture of feelings a Draco/Harry
by Anna Pryce June 11, 2006
Get the draco/harry mug.Either you love him or you hate him. Has daddy issues. Is blonde. Is a big fat coward. Is one of the hottest and least hot characters in existence.
Heather: God, I love Draco Malfoy.
Jenny: I--erk--I just can't--he's--but--
Heather: Shh, it's okay, give yourself over to it. There's no fighting his sex appeal.
Jenny: I--erk--I just can't--he's--but--
Heather: Shh, it's okay, give yourself over to it. There's no fighting his sex appeal.
by HeatherZz January 18, 2009
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A dick cracker
A dick cracker
by uknowyoulikeit April 26, 2010
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