Me: My mom just called my sister a skanky ho because she referred to my dad as a skirt chasing booze hound.
Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.
Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.
by dennypeg September 18, 2015
 Get the Diss-Functionalmug.
Get the Diss-Functionalmug. Basically where someone leads you on, fucks you and then never talks to you again. A hit and diss would leave the person crying and heartbroken.
Boy: Hey baby you're beautiful, let's hook up
*Boy && girl hook up and then he never talks to her again*
Girl: I feel so stupid, that was such a hit and diss.
And vice versa.
*Boy && girl hook up and then he never talks to her again*
Girl: I feel so stupid, that was such a hit and diss.
And vice versa.
by fagtitties September 9, 2013
 Get the hit and dissmug.
Get the hit and dissmug. Sam: I think the recent evidence shows we all come from Neanderthals.
Pam: I think you're full of shit. {kisses Sam}
Sam: But- {kissed}
Tam: Damn, Sam, you got a diss kiss
Pam: I think you're full of shit. {kisses Sam}
Sam: But- {kissed}
Tam: Damn, Sam, you got a diss kiss
by Rumpoleisdead May 22, 2010
 Get the Diss kissmug.
Get the Diss kissmug. Sneak dissing is to make fun of, diss, or roast someone else without telling them, normally in a whisper.
For example, if you are whispering to your friend about someone else that is right there and he doesn't hear it, it's sneak dissing. However, if you say it loud enough but he is too busy in something else, it isn't considered sneak dissing. Commonly referred to as snake dissing by wiggas.
For example, if you are whispering to your friend about someone else that is right there and he doesn't hear it, it's sneak dissing. However, if you say it loud enough but he is too busy in something else, it isn't considered sneak dissing. Commonly referred to as snake dissing by wiggas.
Bob *whisper* Deshawn is such a bitch.
Dontrell AY DESHAWN THIS BOY BE SNEAK DISSING!
Deshawn Wor'? Square up.
Dontrell AY DESHAWN THIS BOY BE SNEAK DISSING!
Deshawn Wor'? Square up.
by MacAntics May 14, 2015
 Get the sneak dissingmug.
Get the sneak dissingmug. Man. Steve and I go all the way back to grade school, I thought we were still pals until I got face-dissed!
by conwayTN September 4, 2009
 Get the Face-dissmug.
Get the Face-dissmug. what every conversation between two or more males inevitably leads to- dissing someone or cussing without reason.
by god4nothing December 29, 2009
 Get the diss-cussmug.
Get the diss-cussmug. When someone sets a date & time to hang out with you, and when said
date & time comes they act as though they know nothing about it
date & time comes they act as though they know nothing about it
by Whoolee December 30, 2004
 Get the Ditz Dissingmug.
Get the Ditz Dissingmug.